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Stick it
“Here, let me use your phone”
“I’m not gonna call anyone, gonna take some shots of the blood!”
“Well done, charred to a crisp!”
“I got some really good shots of that jump on there, that shit was legendary”
“What? That I’m totally her favorite?”
“Delicious”
“You tackle the guard, I’ll grab Haley”
“I’ll tackle the warden, you find Haley”
“He had manoeuvres. Dude, check this out”
“No, we’re cool man”
“Please, those mommies were totally hitting on us, man”
“What’s up your butt?”
“I’m so pissed at that kid, we were totally gonna throw drinks on you, I feel so upstaged”
“I know dude, who do they think they are?”
“It’s a bloody outrage I tell ya!”
“Can I eat? I’m so hungry.”
“How do those leotards not ride up their butt’s?”
“Ohh, do they have ass calluses?”
“Hey, what would happen if you put some of that tough skin stuff, on tough skin?”
“Why would my head stick to my butt?”
“Hey guys, I’ve got a feeling something bad’s gonna happen”
“Put some clothes on and get in the truck, we’re going out!”
“Come on! Can you speak? Can you do anything besides gymnastics?”
“Dude, she has an apple butt”
“I’ve got a feeling something bad is gonna happen”
“Are you kidding me? She’s a bitch!”
“You heard me Miss Bossy Booty, I don’t like how you act”
“The universal sign for *makes whip noise* whipped!”
“Huh, good point” – When asked why being whipped is a bad thing
Accepted
“Who the hell are you?”
“What do you mean?” – when asked why he just knocked a hole in the wall
“Sorry about the wall”
“That’s a good question” – when asked what he wants to learn at college.
“Or speed!”
“In skateboarding 234 we built a ramp that teaches us about engineering [and physics] and aerodynamics”
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